Oh Yes I Did.

Okay, okay shame on me, I haven’t written in like a few months. Shoot me. Wait, don’t shoot me. Anyway, I have a lot to say, so I’m sure that I’ll write you lovely devils something new in about a month.
So, what to talk about? Oh yes, my most controversial subject to date. I, your faithful literary servant have decided to experiment with the realm of online dating. “Whaaaattt?” you say? Yes it’s true. I am a young and innocent, doe eyed, naïve little girl swimming in the pond of online dating. You heard it here first, folks: I’m looking for a man. Okay before all of the haterzzz get all up in my grill, think about it. I’m sure some of you are wondering why am I on a dating site? I’m in college, blah , blah, blah. Wanna know why, hater? BECAUSE I’M LAZY. That’s right, Little Miss Honors Student doesn’t feel like putting work in. However, I was paying attention in my Management when the professor said something about minimal input to get maximum output, or something like that. Online dating gives me an opportunity to find like-minded individuals without the cat and mouse awkward “talking” stage. Who the heck came up with the term “talking” anyway? I mean you see this guy, you either 1.) Wait for him to see you, 2.) You approach him, or 3.) Absolutely nothing happens and you wonder why you don’t look like so-and-so for the rest of the week. you have no clue if this guy is even interested, you don’t know if he’s single, heck, you don’t even know if he’s straight. Why do that to yourself? Those of you who love the thrill of the chase, more power to you to me there is one word that comes to mind. BORING. I do not particularly enjoy watching the cougar stalk her prey on the discovery channel nor do I enjoy stalking my prey. I appreciate the immediate gratification online dating provides, especially if you do it right. By right I mean you find someone online and then you date them. You don’t have month long conversations with them. that puts you in a thing I like to call dating purgatory, or the Never Ending Talk. Three out of every five conversations only amount to this. Don’t be a statistic.